RUBBER GLOVE BLUES
From: Midwestern Saturday Night (1993)
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Susan Werner
Eyes so sharp, hair so dark
I need a little action, maybe this boy is the spark
He's got savvy, he's got skill
Now he's coming my way, moving in for the kill
He says, "Hey little lady why don't we go upstairs?"
I said, "Listen up little man before we go anywhere"
You wanna play in my park, you better follow my rules
You wanna swing in the dark, I wasn't born no fool
He says, "But b-b-b-b-baby give me a taste of the best"
I said, "You can't come to dinner improperly dressed"
He says, "B-b-b-babe I need to make a little love"
I said, "You can't do my dishes without rubber gloves"
Well that man he just turns on his heel and heads right out the door
But don't you know that I have seen this all before
They may stay or they may go
But the one who gets my loving is the one in the know
So if you're looking to get you a little access
Get away little man and get dressed for success
You wanna play in my park, you better follow my rules
You wanna swing in the dark, I wasn't born yesterday
He says, "B-b-b-b-baby give me a taste of the best"
I said, "You can't come to dinner improperly dressed"
He says, "B-b-b-babe I want to make a little love"
I said, "You can't do my dishes without rubber gloves"